Vihaan Sriram
BA LLB candidate reading the fine print on technology, coding through the boring parts of the law, and building a case for taking neither too seriously.
Exhibits
A record of work entered into evidence — code, research, and one book of satire the courts have not yet held in contempt.
Deposition
Yo, I'm Vihaan, dodging adulting like it's a pop-up ad.
I code apps when my Wi-Fi isn't throwing a tantrum, bike to save the planet (or outrun my to-do list), and study law to win arguments with traffic lights.
My brain's 80% bad puns, 20% caffeine, and I survive on snacks and sheer chaos. Fitness? I sprint to the fridge during ad breaks.
Social skills? A face-to-face charmer and call-crushing pro — but chats and family functions turn me into a buffering robot. Send pizza, stat.
I'm saving the environment one reusable straw at a time, pretending I've got life figured out. Spoiler: I don't. But I'm faking it with style.
Correspondence
Filed channels for further contact. Response times vary with caffeine levels.